LEANOVER, n.: "a small hangover. Accompanied by a mild headache, a vague sense of fatigue, and little or no shame or regret." (UrbanDictionary.com)
MOANOTONOUS, adj.: "to complain and complain about a problem without ever taking action to correct it." (verbotomy.com)
SILKSCREEN, n.: moisturizing suntan lotion. (Ginny Grebenc, Mississauga)
TESTOSTICROSS, n.: the movie moment immediately after someone's groin has been pummelled onscreen, when every man in the theatre crosses his legs and groans. (UrbanDictionary.com)
CARLESTEROL, n.: a slow driver who insists on driving in the left lane and clogging up the flow of traffic. (aighawaii.com/contest)
RIGNITION, n.: "the embarrassing act of starting one's car when the engine is already running.(dbooth.net/internerd/sniglet.cfm)
CLAPITULATION, n.: "pandering to the gallery." (wordmint.blogspot.com)
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