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Nov 30, 2008 04:30 AM

BALDERDASH, n.:
"a rapidly receding hairline." (cafe-grendel.blogspot.com)

PROCRASTIBAKING, v.:
using baking to postpone a necessary task, such as studying. (Tara Debicki, Niagara Falls, Ont.)

PRECEDAUNT, n.:
the knowledge that everyone who preceded you in your new job failed miserably. (karengphelan.com/Business/Neologisms.html)

CO³, n.:
"a volatile gas produced by filtering 'carbon dioxide issues' through a windbag." (www.architectsjournal.co.uk)

HANDESTINE, adj.:
making an expressive gesture in "the belief that the person it is directed at can't see it. Occurs during phone conversations, email discourses, and behind people's backs." (verbotomy.com)

COSMERGENCY, n.:
when you run out of makeup, lipstick, mascara, shampoo and conditioner all at the same time. (Kathy Martin, Peterborough)

CORPORATE INERTIATIVES, n.:
self-explanatory (karengphelan.com/Business/Neologisms.html)

Submit your invented words to: jsakamoto@thestar.ca

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