Nov 20, 2008 04:30 AM
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What do you call shock absorbers in a Yugo? Passengers.
The new Yugo has an air bag. Before an accident, start pumping real fast.
How do you double the value of a Yugo? Fill the gas tank!
What do you call a Yugo at the top of a hill? A miracle.
Man to car dealer: "I'd like a gas cap for my Yugo." Car dealer: "Sounds like a fair trade."
The Associated Press
