1. Why did the giant family rent a limousine for their trip?
They heard that limos stretch.
2. Father: Tell me if the emergency blinkers are on.
Smart-Aleck Son: Yes-No-Yes-No
3. Grandfather: Can we take this train to Toronto?
Conductor: No! Not even your whole family could carry it.
4. What company does Mrs. Rabbit's Family choose to fly with?
Hoppy Harelines.
5. Traveller: I need a round-trip ticket.
Travel Agent (first day on the job): I am so sorry but all our tickets are rectangles.
6. What happened when the amphibian family parked their car illegally.
It got "toad" away.
7. Quarterback: Please call me a taxi.
Doorman: Okay – you're a taxi. But you look more like a truck to me.
8. Traveller: I just flew in from Australia.
Silly Sam: Wow! Your arms must be tired.
9. What kind of car did Silly Sally want her family to rent?
A "carpool".
10. Guest: How do we enter your home?
Houseboat owner: Just "barge" right in.
11. Why did the mother make her son wear a life jacket to bed, when they were on a cruise?
He was a sleepwalker.
12. Pilot: Do you wanna fly?
Young Traveller: Sure.
Pilot: Okay, I'll catch one for you.
