Torn flags 'an insult'
Jack Lakey  
Y'all want a side order of shredded flag with that chicken, honey?

Province urged to act in sheep farm probe
Jack Lakey  
Local politicians are appealing to Queen's Park to do something about animal neglect at the Port Perry sheep farm from which Jack the Donkey disappeared.

Stonewalled on the donkey farm
Jack Lakey  
Sheep at a Port Perry farm are "not in distress," despite years of neglect and complaints from neighbours, animal welfare officials say.

`No exit' sign misleading, dangerous
Jack Lakey  
A dead-end street in North York isn't nearly as dead as a sign on a corner would lead people to believe.

Misleading signs used to curb traffic
Jack Lakey  
Drivers trying to get onto the southbound lanes of Highway 427 having grown frustrated with hitting a wall at the Eva Rd. on-ramp.

Readers riled about animals' welfare
Jack Lakey  
When will someone in authority finally get serious about enforcing animal neglect laws at the Port Perry farm from which Jack the Donkey ran away?

Painting over 'stop' in red a sure sign of stupidity
Jack Lakey  
It's not hard to find signs of stupidity wherever we turn, but painting over a stop sign is a signal of exceptional dumbness.

Neglect concerns first raised three years ago
Jack Lakey  
Animals welfare officials were told in 2005 about neglect of livestock at a farm near Port Perry but have done almost nothing to stop it, despite many complaints since then.

Safe way across 401 just needs a sign
Jack Lakey  
There's a safe route for pedestrians to get to the other side of the Brimley Rd. bridge over Highway 401, if only they were shown the way.

Scramble relay sparks canine confusion
Jack Lakey  
A lot of people in downtown Toronto seem to be barking mad, but that's no reason to order them to walk like a dog.

Unwary drivers pile into gravel mound
Jack Lakey  
A forgotten mound of gravel on a residential street is a bone-jarring surprise to unwary drivers who pile into it.

Riders need shelters from winter storms
Jack Lakey  
It's amazing how transit shelters seem to stir and walk away on their own, then miraculously return to home base.

Big hole, big problem for 98-year-old
Jack Lakey  
A big hole in the street can be a source of fascination – and danger – to boys, and also old guys.

Let's blame Bell, Rogers for this delay
Jack Lakey  
Residents of Stephen Dr. in Etobicoke are wondering if new sidewalks that should have been done months ago will ever be completed.

A sign that politicians keep their word
Jack Lakey  
Politicians can be counted on to make a mess of things, but they're reasonably good at cleaning up after themselves.

Farmer's wife says we don't know Jack
Jack Lakey  
It seems we got it all wrong about Jack the Donkey and the Port Perry sheep farm he ran away from. Or so says the wife of the "farmer" who owns Jack.

After 5-year wait, bridge is finally fixed
Jack Lakey  
It took five years to replace, but there's finally a new bridge across Highland Creek in Colonel Danforth Park.

Farm conditions called neglectful
Jack Lakey  
Jack the Donkey has run away from home, but if you lived where he did, you'd take off, too.

E-scooters on sidewalks add to pedestrians' fear
Jack Lakey  
Is it a bike or a motorcycle? Does it belong on the sidewalk? Should riders have a driver's licence?